Hey hey guys, so I have recently been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer due to my smoking addiction that I had since I was 3½ years young :(((((. my doctor told me I have maybe 4 something years to live and I need a goth babe with preferably nice boobies, enough to build a sweat under them :). ALSO Please do keep in mind that my doctor is also my cigarette plug >:) and is probably not certified but It beats the prices of normal doctors!!
Shoutouts to the homeboy Terrence!
Please ladies im on my hands and knees right now like a good little boy, please oh please hear me out. You gotta do me a solid a favour. A big big favor! Please spare me some coochie please let me rest my sub 8 male head onto your loving breasts. Please oh please let me eat you out like cup of yogurt wit no spoon. PLEASE LET ME TAKE A FAT WIFF AND A QUICK LICK OF YOUR SWEATY ARMPITS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK.
PLEASE I ONLY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTES TO LIVE I THINK!!!
Pros about me!!
- I'm a bit of a villain, I tend to do mischievous amounts of gaslighting and trolling
- Has a huge God-Complex
- Morbidly A Beast
- awsome
- has average sized penis
- im bit of a hotshot comedian (I was a background character on SNL)
- smokes cigarettes and litters
- one pump chump
- has multiple 2 dollar bills
- GAY 4 MUSIC!!!!
- spent 500+ on roblox robux
- malewife
- armpit fetish
CONS >:(((
- have no job (but I still stay winning 💪💪)
- cancer
- big gay loving heart 🥺
- no drip
- Brazilian blood
- Destiny 2 player
- Owns clownshoes
- no education past 4th grade.
- tar lungs
- 5,7ft 574lb
- armpit fetish
PLEASE LADIES DM ME, THIS IS URGENT!!!! I only have like 5 years to live!!!!
When you sex queens dm me PLEASE and I cannot stress this enough PLEASE SEND PICS OF YOUR ARMPITS TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE A GIRL!
I know the difference!!!!
18+ GODDESS ONLY
NO BRIDGE TROLL GOBLIN MINORS!!!
Picture of me before my lung cancer :)
😈 (Btw fellas I'm also down with femboy Bussy aswell) 😈
Viraxor
why did I have to read this