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Looking for a boyfriend free Newgrounds goth GF

Posted by K1D - August 17th, 2021


iu_391446_7115510.jpgHey hey guys, so I have recently been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer due to my smoking addiction that I had since I was 3½ years young :(((((. my doctor told me I have maybe 4 something years to live and I need a goth babe with preferably nice boobies, enough to build a sweat under them :). ALSO Please do keep in mind that my doctor is also my cigarette plug >:) and is probably not certified but It beats the prices of normal doctors!!


Shoutouts to the homeboy Terrence!

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Please ladies im on my hands and knees right now like a good little boy, please oh please hear me out. You gotta do me a solid a favour. A big big favor! Please spare me some coochie please let me rest my sub 8 male head onto your loving breasts. Please oh please let me eat you out like cup of yogurt wit no spoon. PLEASE LET ME TAKE A FAT WIFF AND A QUICK LICK OF YOUR SWEATY ARMPITS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK.

PLEASE I ONLY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTES TO LIVE I THINK!!!


Pros about me!!

- I'm a bit of a villain, I tend to do mischievous amounts of gaslighting and trolling

- Has a huge God-Complex

- Morbidly A Beast

- awsome

- has average sized penis

- im bit of a hotshot comedian (I was a background character on SNL)

- smokes cigarettes and litters

- one pump chump

- has multiple 2 dollar bills

- GAY 4 MUSIC!!!!

- spent 500+ on roblox robux

- malewife

- armpit fetish


CONS >:(((

- have no job (but I still stay winning 💪💪)

- cancer

- big gay loving heart 🥺

- no drip

- Brazilian blood

- Destiny 2 player

- Owns clownshoes

- no education past 4th grade.

- tar lungs

- 5,7ft 574lb

- armpit fetish


PLEASE LADIES DM ME, THIS IS URGENT!!!! I only have like 5 years to live!!!!

When you sex queens dm me PLEASE and I cannot stress this enough PLEASE SEND PICS OF YOUR ARMPITS TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE A GIRL!


I know the difference!!!!


18+ GODDESS ONLY


NO BRIDGE TROLL GOBLIN MINORS!!!


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Picture of me before my lung cancer :)


😈 (Btw fellas I'm also down with femboy Bussy aswell) 😈

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Comments

why did I have to read this

You have to show a current post cancer picture, not a pre cancer one.
If not, how can we assessed the goods? tsk tsk tsk

Bepis

Based posting. Good luck king.

This is the true Love Quest

Dietary drink bepis

shoutout terrence !! that's my man ! fr he's funny asf and his dick is THIS BIG

Por que caralhos sangue brasileiro é um ponto negativo?

NOOO THE MEMORIES CAME BACKKKK

One can dream. Everyone wants big booba and booty goth bitch. But as pigs can't fly, so simps can't get puss.

yes am real girl i have a r m p i t s. this is totally not a virus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=youtu.be